What's part pool noodle, part sling, and 100% awesome A Big Joe Noodle Sling, of course! Sure, you could head to the pool with any old noodle, but if you want the extra comfort of a supportive seat and the added convenience of a built-in cup holder, you're going to want one of these. Big Joe Noodle Slings are made out of brightly colored mesh fabric, are lightweight with buoyant beans inside, and they dry super-fast. 100% awesome, indeed.